Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Cheesy Cheong

A Better Cheese for The Better Person

With the help of food

Cheese, everyone knows what it is. It is made out of dairy products. Well, some use their own ''Milk'' make one. It may not be in a block, but it may be in attitude. 

   Some people just simply use ''Cheesy'' lines to get girls; and I name it ''Cheesy Cheong'' after my good friends name, Cheong Ke Vin. He is a man with words, the only person I've seen swimming in the the pool of ''Friendzone'' and get out of it perfectly. 

   Cheesy Cheong, a good way to call your friends when they use funny or cheesy line. Call them, CC or Che Che. For instance,''I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.'', ''Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.'' and ''I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?''. 

   The Che Che people can be seen everywhere at any mall. They won't hesitate to use these lines to disturb or pick up chicks. If we see these type of people, we should shout ''CHE CHE!!''

   Well, that's all for this post. Have a great and fun day everyone. Don't be a Che Che :)

Thursday, 14 February 2013

Valentine's Day

Love Is In The Air Again.

Get out the gas mask!

   I've always celebrate valentine alone except last year. In my life, I've celebrate it alone but last year, someone special came into my life and spent the valentine with me. But she's no more here with me so I'm celebrating it alone. Again.

   For the lovers out there who's having a date, make the best out of it aight? Don't celebrate it alone like me, with no one. I never took care of her right and she left me to celebrate it alone like how I always do.

   So to the love birds, have a good date and may everything goes as planned. To single guys like me, Bruce Willis is a good man. He released his movie ''It's A Good Day to Die Hard'' for guys like us to not feel so lonely on V-Day. Let's watch it together yaww! Have a great day peeps.

Sunday, 10 February 2013

Going Through A Rough Time

It's Life

When will it just end? 

    What's up readers? It's been awhile since I last wrote an article about anything. Sorry if I kept you guys waiting, if there ever is though. Lately my internet connection was cut and it still is. I'm writing this in Starbucks where they provide free WiFi. My life wasn't treating that well too. The latest thing that happened to me was my first ever break-up.

   It's hard for a guy like me, who's in love for more than a year and soon to be 2 years. But it's fated that we can't last that long so I'm doing my best to accept the fact. But I always wanted to feel special, but I'm never the number one in someones heart. Neither a girls, friends or even family. I'm always second place or down under.

   1 year 7 months, supposed to be the 8th month tomorrow but it ended there so I can't do anything. I can't go back to her since she already has another man in her heart. I always wonder why can't I make her smile lately, and I had just gotten the answer. It's because there is another person in her heart.

   She's really a wonderful lady and I lose someone so perfect (for me). If she has a new person, I'd wish you both all the best and may you guys last. I pray that he'll be your Mr.Right and to that dude, take good care of her because she's a real treasure. Mine, at least. Happy Chinese New Year Guys.

Wednesday, 16 January 2013

Woman Activist Becomes An Internet Joke.

'Listen, listen, listen.'

These words are going viral on the Internet.

   A pro-Barisan Nasional(BN) woman activist became one of the latest Malaysian Internet phenomenon with her ''Listen, listen, listen'' diatribe after video clips of her public rebuke of a local university went viral. 

   Parodies of Sharifah Zobra Jabeen Syed Shah Miskin that is aligned with the ruling BN, have spawned on various social media platforms including YouTube and Facebook. A couple of food and beverages company like Nando's joint as part of their advertising gimmick in the last 24 hours. 

   I watch the video on YouTube where Sharifah, a bachelor in law, discriminate an O-level student(Bawani) that opposed her statements. She was trying to bring awareness on free education and the rights on street demonstration. 

   What Sharifah did was stop Miss Bawani during her speech by saying ''Listen, listen, listen'' then proceed by pulling the microphone away from Miss Bawani. Sharifah said she ''showed'' miss Bawani respect by shaking her hand but Miss Bawani didn't ''listen'' to her because she wanted to continue her speech. 

   You guys should see the video and from my point of view, Miss Bawani's are legit and good. She compared Malaysia with other countries because she can see that we have the potential to be like them and maybe be better. Sharifah, using her brainless head, compared the Malaysians to animals saying every living creature has problems. This is about education where the government is rich enough to offer free education to the citizens, not animals. 

   The rapper, artist, singer and producer, Namewee made a parody of her on YouTube which he titled ''Listen''. I don't think she dares to step out of her house due to all this social media and artist siding Miss Bawani. 
   To Miss Bawani, if you're reading this, you will surely be a good lawyer in the future. You're just an O-level post-graduate but you can stand up with such facts till Sharifah have nothing else to say but bullshit. I'm taking my O-levels this year and I hope by the time I grow up, I can see you stand up against the world :)

Saturday, 12 January 2013

Appreciating Others.

Appreciate The Ones Around You

They might go through many things without you knowing it.

   Knowing you are from a poor family, you should study for the future of your family and yourself. But being in a poor state, some people just couldn't coop with the stress their friends and family are giving to them. 

   To some people, they don't care about their friends as they put their family first. What they hope is that their parents be patient with them at times. So what I'm telling her now is for parents to NOT SIMPLY DISCRIMINATE THEIR CHILD! 

   They are doing their best to coop their studies and doing things helping their parents to either get money or use less money. Even when they are sick the seldom tell their parents unless it's really bad. 

   They sometimes say they know more since they lived longer, but a teenage child may know more things as he is living a life way more worse than their parents sometimes. So I'm pressing on parents right just to not simply scold them.

   They might do mistakes, but calling them stupid, idiot, not smart and things like that can only make them feel bad. Have you ever tried spending time with them? No? Maybe that's the reason why they don't really stay home much. Have a great Sunday everyone. 

Tuesday, 8 January 2013

The Colour Blind Ninja

A Special Man

That shall do absolute anything for their loved ones.

   In a land somewhere not so far away, there lived a boy name Rofafa that's living just a normal low-life style despite his condition. Ever since he was born, he lives with his Uncle Matt Lowney as for his parents abandoned him.

   Rofafa is quite popular among his friends and fellow villagers. It is because he is a little different but he used his weakness into good use. He is what armies need and people fear. He is a camouflage exposer. Reason he is called as so is because of his vision.

   Even since he was a little child, he could never differentiate colours and doctors has confirmed that Rofafa has colour vision deficiency or generally known as colour blindness. His uncle thought it was a sad thing for a child to have such disability. But his Uncle Matt was patient with him and brought him up well.

   Years went by, Rofafa learnt how to use his disability to good use. In his village, he helped villagers to catch thieves that cover themselves in dirt and leafs to hide from the people from being caught. With his eye that can't differentiate colour, he could see them clearly while others can't. This kept his village safe and peaceful throughout the years.

   But one day Rofafa went to the jungle to collect some fire wood in the noon, he was extremely tired so he took a short nap under a shady oak tree. Without his knowledge, the Neinjaju, a group of highly trained assassins and pirates, attacked his village while he was in the woods.

   The Neinjaju ransacked everything that was there in the village. All their gold, money, pots and valuable items were taken away from them. Houses were burnt to ashes, men that fought for their village was killed and their head was chopped. Women were raped and children were taken to be sold as slaves.
In Soviet Russia.

   Rofafa went back to his village after his sleep, he dropped his fire woods and rushed home to only see his house that he lived with his uncle Matt was burnt to ashes. He searched everywhere for his Uncle Matt but there was no sign of him anywhere. He went to temple where the children and women were hiding and looked for the monk for explanations.

   The monk explained to him that Neinjaju is a German assassination that came and ransacked the whole village. His Uncle Matt's house had nothing valuable except a for a few copper coins. The leader, Mitler, was furious and asked his boys to capture him and bring him back to their place. He might be sold as a slave or to men that likes their own race, the monk do not know.
   As Rofafa heard what could happen to his Uncle Matt, he cried in anger and asked the monk how he could retrieve his uncle back. The monk told him there is only one way and it is to go to Mount Peace and learn the ways of a ninja to be able to go against the Neinjaju organisation.

   Rofafa was ready and packed what's left of his clothes to go to Mount Peace. As he was about to leave the village, the monk came and gave him a special cow. This cow is a flying cow. The monk told him that if he is tired, he could either milk the cow and drink the milk as it is a non-stop flow of milk. He is to ride the cow to the top of Mount Peace. He took the flying cow and named it Ke Bin.

   He sat on the back of Ke Bin and they started off heading east. After a 3 days 2 nights journey, they came to a large river that was filled with crocodile. Mount Peace is just at the other end of the river. Rofafa was scratching his head wondering how is he to cross such a big and dangerous river. When he was thinking, he was also playing with Ke Bin. All of a sudden, Ke Bin floated and Rofafa remembered that Ke Bin's speciality is flying. 

Ke Bin

   So he sat on Ke Bin's back, rubbed Ke Bin's chin and told Ke Bin to fly over the river. Ke Bin understood him and brought him over the river and flew straight up to the Mount Peace peak. On top there is the Temple Of Seven Ups. Rofafa get off Ke Bin and walked into the temple and he could see everyone either clinging on the wall or flying around. He asked one of them if he could meet the monk and they were surprised as they are not supposed to be seen by any ordinary man.

   The monk came down and meet him and asked him in curiosity on how he could see them in ease. Rofafa told him about his colour vision deficiency and the reason why he came to Mount Peace. In shocked, the monk accepted him immediately into their Seven Up Family.
   He was taught ways of a ninja and Seven Up and he was an assassin killer machine in not more than 7 months. He made new friends there and they taught him that he shouldn't use his skills for bad things but if he wanna use it to kick Mitler's ass, he shall use it to full use.

   After the 7 months of hard training, he set off with Ke Bin and head off to Neinjaju's headquarters in Germany. Before he flew off with Ke Bin, the monk came and gave him a M4 carbine a full set of ammunition.

   He then set off to Germany and landed as far as 1km away from the headquarters. He walked slowly to the HQ and saw all types of ninja assassins. He used his ninja invincibility and slip through the ninja guards.

   As he reached Mitler's room, a ninja hit him hard on the back. He fell down and took out his M4 carbine and shoot the hell out of every ninja in that room and back ups that came. Mitler tried to run but Rofafa was fast enough and manage to slam Mitlers head to the wall. 

   Mitler was not concious so Rofafa threw Mitler into the cage that was beside that room. Once Mitler was awake, Rofafa questioned him on where his Uncle Matt is. To Rofafa's surprised, Mitler took the skin off his face and it was his Uncle Matt. 

   While Rofafa was in a shocked state of mind, the whole building explodes and Rofafa took cover. Mitler was killed and no trace of any ninja's left. Rofafa wondered who did that and saw his friend from Seven Up,Chunk Morris, walking towards him with a missile launcher. He said he was the one who destroyed the building. 

   Chunk Morris said his uncle is safe and he is with him. He saw Uncle Matt trying to run away from that place the moment Rofafa entered the building. Rofafa went to see his uncle and they cried non stop.

   They went back to their village and build up their village with the money and things Rofafa took from the building. And they leave happily ever after. Uncle Matt and Ke Bin had kids soon after.

Friday, 4 January 2013

Raping is BAD!

I'm Hearing Rape Cases For Almost Everyday

And is anybody doing anything?

I don't think so.

   Whenever I switched on the news channel, what I'll hear first is,''Recent rape case in....''. Almost everyday I hear cases as so. What's going on right now? Is it becoming a trend? You have no money to rent a prostitute(not that I agree)? 

   If you have no money and can't control your hormones, there is this thing called masturbating. Just go home and jack off. You don't have to go around raping girls that are lonely. 

   Sometimes you go to a party and a girl got wasted. It's not sex when she's wasted. You can be charged of sexual assault you know? There's is a campaign called ''Don't be that guy!'' by Sexual Assault Voices of Edmonton(SAVE) to help for sexual assault awareness. They are trying to save girls from being sexually assaulted or rape. You should check out the pictures they've been spreading around.

   So my point here is, it's not sex when she said no or when she's wasted and all. Even guys could get sexually assaulted! Check out more at SAVE website. Don't be that guy people.