Saturday 24 November 2012

A Post From A Friend

For A Friend Of Mine

The Bitch That Ride My Unicorn

   From the title, you'll know figure that this post is a fictional post. So, the story goes from a place where the people are fisherman. So one day, this man named Razi went around his village looking for ways to improve his life. He went by the beach to see how the fisherman are doing with their life. There were people fixing the net, smoking some cigarettes and some where getting ready to head to the ocean. 

He asked for this.
   Razi is a man who loves the environment and he feels sad to see fishes and animals getting caught, slaughtered and being eaten. But no matter how much he loves the mother nature, he knows how important fishes and animals are to the peoples health. Razi wants to be a farmer but the soil in his village is not suitable to grow plants. As he wander by beach, we went to a part he never step foot before.
  
   He was amazed by the beautiful view of the scenery of the place he haven't seen before. He climb and sat at the edge of a large rock and went into trance thinking of his family's luck. As he gets sad, he raised his hands and prayed. He prayed for a his life to be better and his family to get healthier. He cried the moment he finished praying.

   Razi's tears drop on the rock he was sitting and the rock started to crack. The more tears drop, the huge the crack gets. He saw the huge crack and get off the rock on time. He jump off the rock and the breaks and a white light flashes. As he got a hold of himself, he saw a rainbow coming from it and a unicorn coming down the rainbow. The unicorn came to him and bow down upon him. 

   The unicorn stands up and said,''I heard your prayers and no, I am not god. I am a mythical creature and I am here to make your life better. At the end of this rainbow, you shall find a pot of gold!''. 

   Razi went to each end of the rainbow and he still can't find the pot of gold. He went back to the rock. "Where is the pot of gold, unicorn?'' asked Razi. The unicorn was laughing and rolling all over the place. One he was done laughing, he said,''Razi, you know leprechaun's are not real. Everyone knows that. Their pot of gold is a joke. I can't believe you believed me!'' and the unicorn continue laughing.

   Razi was not satisfied after what the unicorn did. He went to the unicorn with a rock and threw it at the unicorn. The stone flew and hit the unicorn on the horn. The horn came off and Razi took it. The unicorn's life is based on the horn. It follows all orders Razi gave.
   "Take me home to my village, unicorn!'' summoned Razi. The unicorn took him back to the village by flying. Razi put a string to the horn and hang it around his neck like a necklace. He asked the unicorn to make the soil his grandfather left for him nourished.

   Once the land is nourished, he plant a yard full of plants and harvest the plants in the next season. By then, the unicorn and Razi became good friends. Razi became rich and change the luck of his family. The unicorn had back his horn but stayed with Razi instead.

   One day, a young lady was lost and found herself in Razi's village. She had no place to stay. She was walking by Razi's field when Razi saw her for the first time."Hey there! You are not from around here! Where were you from?'' asked Razi. ''I'm Fukki. I was drunk and some guy threw me off in the forest. I need a place to stay for the night'' she replied.

   Razi offered her a place to stay in his house. No one was home when they reached. They were all around giving food to the poor in the village. Once she stepped into the house, she strip her clothes and tell Razi this is how she is gonna pay him. Razi got pissed off and slap her in the face.

   He told her that his house is a place to stay, not a prostitution center. She wore back her clothes and stayed in the guest room quietly. When everyone is asleep, Fukki was awaken by the sound of foot steps outside her room. She peeked outside and saw a horses butt. Half of horse body was in Razi's room. She's not aware that is a unicorn.

   She went out of her room and went to Razi's room to see why is there a horse in there. As she enters his room, he saw Razi making out with the unicorn. She was surprised. ''I thought unicorns aren't real?'' questioned Fukki. Razi and the unicorns were surprised. ''It is real as it gets, my dear.'' said Razi. The unicorn continued,''I am the only survivor of my species and I need repopulate. I need a my own type but they are all extinct. So I find a human, and I met Razi,''.

   Fukki was surprised. She then think back, the unicorn had thing danggling under it's bottom so it must be a guy and Razi is a guy. The unicorn needs a female to repopulate. So she told the unicorn the situation. The unicorn followed her and left Razi. They went to Fukki's room and populate. 

   Razi was furious because he let an outsider in and that outsider stole his love one. He then hear Fukki shouting hard from her room and it woke everyone. Everyone in the village went to his house and ask what happened and the shouting continue's. 

   "The Bitch is riding my unicorn! She stole him from me! I loved him! But he left me for that little whore!'' said Razi. Everyone supports equal rights so they barge in the room and was surprised. They say Fukki naked but she was literally riding on the unicorn. They asked her why she shouted so loud and she was like ''His horn was poking me and it hurts!''.

   So after that day, Razi and Fukki was banned from entering the village. Razi was banned because he brought a girl into the village without anyone's notice and Fukki was banned because she woke everyone up. The unicorn vanished and was not seen anymore. It was said if a unicorn repopulate, the males gets pregnant. Razi went somewhere and became successful while that little bitch became his bitch. She followed him around and he hated her.
Search for a unicorn like this!



   So the moral value of this story is, don't let an outsider in your personal life because they will destroy your life. And if you found a unicorn, it might be that unicorn or his kids with that bitch.

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